getting the living shit beat out of me sounds pretty refreshing
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police
- News in America: Woman kills and eats 3 week old son
- News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining
- News in Canada: Man steals $30 million worth of maple syrup from the government
- News in Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo is sad
